Dyluminati - Baby Talk

Released: March 23, 2010

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Comments: ĄPor fin! I've been working on this since Bees Knees Grow On Trees Or My Penis Is In Your Eye came out, July 3, 2007. I had no idea it's been that long. Fuck! I've had numerous personal/family problems that kept me from working on much of anything, especially writing and recording funny shit. So I guess if some of the shit seems a little stale that's why. There is a Kevin Federline joke, but The Cleveland Show has a Federline character and that just started last year. There are also a couple Paris Hilton references and who gives a fuck about her anymore? Her parents are on some shit like, "Paris Hilton, that bitch is old news." It was funny when it was fresh and hopefully it's still funny or two. Overall the majority is not time-sensitive and therefore and for there it is a good idea to enjoy it.

            One of my favorite tracks is a ridiculous song I wrote called "Sweet Liberty Johnson." It's more twisted than funny and that makes it funny. I have quite a few versions of the song and I plan to release a single with multiple versions, as well as, include an alternate version on my next mixtape entitled Baby Talk #2: The Shit That Wasn't Good Enough For Volume 1 Plus Some New Shit. I had a long time to come up with a lot of shit for this mixtape. When I'm in the right zone shit just flows from my mind like a fountain. When I'm not in said zone my mind constipates like a banana in the tailpipe. Ouch! Anywhodalidingdong, for the version of "Sweet Liberty Johnson" that appears here I enlisted my father, who has been playing guitar since he was just a wee tot, to play guitar on the track for me. I gave him a CD with a cappella's for a few of the songs that appear here and some that didn't make this mixtape. "Sweet Liberty Johnson" was the one we chose to tackle first. Our first problem was finding time to fit into each other's schedule to work on the song. Our second problem was we come from very different musical backgrounds. My dad came up on Rock 'N' Roll, while I'm a Hip-Hop baby. Of course the song has more of a Soul/R&B feel than a Hip-Hop feel. He just flat-out told me he couldn't do what I wanted. So we had to start from scratch. We worked on it for an hour or so one afternoon. We played around with it and did a little re-write. He came up with a rough little instrumental and we made a little demo. We planned to revisit it and polish it and make it a masterpiece. Unfortunately, that was one of, if not the, last time my father ever played his guitar. Not long after that we found out he had lung cancer and within four months of that he was dead, December 18, 2009 11:25 P.M. The Hospice, she was one of the original Spice Girls, nurse told us to note the time and I don't think I'll ever forget. So what you get is a rough version of "Sweet Liberty Johnson" with which I am not completely satisfied, but that's the best it's gonna get. I went back and tried to work on it a little bit, but what the fuck can I do?

            When I first had the idea for this I thought it would be fuckin' ridiculous to have a youngling talking shit. The Baby Talk theme is perpetuated by Thug Radio Smurf's cousin's little daughter Hannah. We recorded this when she was 4 or 5 and now she's 7 or 8 or something. That's a completely useless piece of information.

            The beats are made by myself and Thug Radio Smurf. Honestly, this has been so long in the making and sat for so long, multiple times, that I don't remember who made what beats. Let's say this, if you like a beat I made it, if you don't she made it. Does that sound fair? O.K., good.

            As usual, I talk a lot of shit. I really hope people don't think I mean everything I say. I only mean it sometimes and sometimes I think, "what kind of jackass would say some shit like that? Oh yeah, that's me. What a douche!" The main body of this is a five-part rant about how retarded one must be to have children and, for some reason, since my dad died I feel like I really want kids. Hopefully that will pass.

            The covers and other miscellaneous pictures were done by Thug Radio Smurf, except the CD cover was done by Tony Dudley based on a design by Thug Radio Smurf. The nipple covers were just something I requested for no real reason. I had no idea what to expect, because it was just something that popped into my head. On the ThugRadio.Net news update I said I was waiting for a front cover, a back cover and nipple covers. I told Thug Radio Smurf I needed nipple cover, because I said I was waiting for them. She came up with some weird shit. They are included and you can wear them. Summer's coming up and you don't need to cover up just wear the nipple covers. Sexy.

            This time I'm releasing it for free. We're in a recession, who's pays for shit these days? I've been poor all my life, what the fuck do I care?

            That's probably more than enough rambling for one mixtape. Download it. Love it. Wear it as a coat. Put the lotion on its skin. Pass it on. - D (11:46 PM 3/22/2010)

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